Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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