so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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