Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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