this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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