Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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