I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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