You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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