im having a threesome with these popsicles
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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