Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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