sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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