Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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