i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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