I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
this hospital has no fireball
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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