Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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