Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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