Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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