So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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