we have pet lesbian snakes
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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