On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Everclear isn't food dammit
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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