I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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