Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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