omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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