I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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