Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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