this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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