He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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