I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
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Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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