I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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