I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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