It was confusing and full of hummus
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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