I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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