Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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