I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
