butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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