Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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