So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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