Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
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