Do you still have your period?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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