You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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