Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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