then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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