Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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