oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
That's when you crack a 10am beer
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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