I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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