ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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