You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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