god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm like, not good at living.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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