he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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