He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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