I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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