So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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