We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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