Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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