My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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