i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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