is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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