When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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